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Jul. 1st, 2005 11:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Fate is playing the good customer, bad customer game to mess with me.
Bad customer: Which of these vitamins will give me an erection?
Imaginary me: *smacks customer on the bald spot, axes him a question*
Good customer: *is about three and wearing a hand knitted Vegemite jumper*
Imaginary me: *pets the cutie, drops axe*
Urge to kill rising, rising, falling, falling...gone.
Bad customer: Which of these vitamins will give me an erection?
Imaginary me: *smacks customer on the bald spot, axes him a question*
Good customer: *is about three and wearing a hand knitted Vegemite jumper*
Imaginary me: *pets the cutie, drops axe*
Urge to kill rising, rising, falling, falling...gone.