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Title: My Immortal Sanctuary Moon
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
Rating: General
Words: 1157
Characters/Pairings: Murderbot mostly
Warnings/Content: Sanctuary Moon, characters writing fanfic
Notes: for fandomgiftbox

Summary: The shock cancellation of Sanctuary Moon leads the Murderbot to seek new forms of entertainment.

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Title: Shotgun Wedding
Fandom: Riverdale
Rating: PG
Words: 681
Characters/Pairings: Alice Cooper/FP Jones Jnr
Warnings/Content: Teen pregnancy, childbirth, AU - Canon divergence
Notes: for fandomsgiftbox 2017

Summary: They've always been a trainwreck.

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( Alice gets pregnant at the end of her senior year )

Title: Blue Plate Special
Fandom: Hannibal
Rating: Teen
Words: 697
Characters/Pairings: Hannibal, Will
Warnings/Content: Implied cannibalism, coffee shop AU
Notes: For fandomgiftbox 2017

Summary: Will was hesitant to try the newest café in town, but circumstances were not on his side.

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( Will hated upsetting his routine )

Title: I See Candygrams up in the Ceiling Tiles
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Rating: PG
Words: 1300
Characters/Pairings: Farah Black/Amanda Brotzman
Warnings/Content: Cuddling and snuggling, making out
Notes: Written for aphrodite_mine in femslashex 2017

Summary: Farah is the first person Amanda has met who doesn't freak out about her weirdness.

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( They're sitting in Todd's ruined living room while the guys are out doing something )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Words: 52k
Characters/Pairings: Root/Sameen Shaw, Harold Finch/John Reese, Harold Finch/Grace Hendricks, John Reese/Mark Snow, Michael Cole, Robert Hersh, Joss Carter, Kara Stanton, The Machine, Bear
Warnings/Content: Sentinel/Guide AU, mind-bonding, show level violence, show level torture, emotional hurt/comfort, canon character death (Michael Cole). Some Mark/John dubcon in chapters 4 and 5. Follows some events from Ep 1.10 Number Crunch, Ep 1.23 Firewall and 2.16 Relevance.
Notes: Written for wipbigbang 2017.

Thank you to my amazing betas: lilacsigil and musyc. You guys were awesome and got me from "I want to write POI Sentinel/Guide fic with soft face touching" to actually getting it posted.

Title is from the Elton John song. ("Subway's no way for a good man to go down.")

Summary: In 2001, Harold advised on a project called Cascade, not knowing he was a Guide himself. Years later, he and John, a Sentinel on the run from Cascade, must help Shaw, who has just lost her own Guide when the Project turned on her. Complicating matters is Root, searching for Harold's Machine and interfering with their rescue of Shaw.

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Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Epilogue

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, Chapter Ten
Rating Teen
Notes: References to S1 ep23: Firewall

( Standing beside Alicia Corwin’s body, John experienced one single moment of whiteout panic before focus came back to him )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, Chapter Eight
Rating Teen
Notes: CW: In this chapter there's a fire - John suffers a minor burn, a teenager and a dog are briefly in peril, but are rescued.

( John could do worse than working a number at a country club )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, Chapter Five
Rating Teen
Notes: Show level violence in this chapter: John and Kara torture a man, John kills him rather than letting Kara torture him to death.

( John and Kara moved through the shadows of the world like two wolves with ears pricked and tongues lolling )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, Chapter Three
Rating Teen
Notes: Canon character death (Michael Cole)

( John came out of the surgery into a world that swirled with colour and sound, even in the sterile white of the infirmary )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters Chapter One
Rating Teen

( In 2001, the mood of the government in the wake of the attacks reflected the desperation of the country. )