Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

Title: Half Past Nude
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1556
Characters/Pairings: Root/Shaw
Warnings/Content: Rough Kissing, Oral Sex, Alcohol, Lingerie, Nail Polish
Notes: Written for Spicy Advent 2019. Title is from the OPI shade.

Summary: Root has a fresh manicure and new lingerie. All she needs now is Shaw.

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( It has been a day – a day and then some )

Title: La Fille Mal Gardée
Fandom: The Exorcist (TV)
Rating: General
Words: 100
Notes: Written for hyacinthus for the July 2019 round of Multifandomdrabbelfest.

Summary: Kat wants to take Verity to the ballet; Verity isn't sure it's her thing.

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( Guelph didn't have much nightlife )

Title: Routine Upkeep
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: Teen
Words: 5 x 100 words
Characters/Pairings:
Warnings/Content: Set post-Serenity, contains many hugs
Notes: Written for multifandomdrabble

Summary: Kaylee's learning what it takes to keep her crew going in hard times.

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( Kaylee figures the Tams didn't hug their kids a lot )

Title: Powerful with a Little Bit of Tender
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Mature
Words: 100
Characters/Pairings: Root/Shaw
Warnings/Content: Closet sex
Notes: for 100words prompt #99: Relief. Title from Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae

Summary: When Root needs some focus, Shaw is close to hand.

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( It's a very small closet )

Title: If You Don't Eat Your Meat, You Can't Have Any Pudding
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: PG
Words: 630
Characters/Pairings: Root/Shaw
Warnings/Content: Graphic descriptions of meat, phallic smallgoods, and alcohol
Notes: Warning for exotic charcuterie including horse meat

Summary: Root doesn't fear much, but even she has her limits.

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( Shaw had helped Root sneak aboard the Russian cargo ship )

Title: Bath Bomb
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: PG
Words:
Characters/Pairings: Root/Shaw
Warnings/Content: Bath sex, rose petals, wrestling
Notes: For halfamoon 2018

Summary: Shaw doesn't really get all those little romantic details, but she does understand the luxury of time.

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( Shaw has never been one for excess )

Title: In Orbit
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: Teen
Words: 333
Characters/Pairings: Kaylee Frye/River Tam
Warnings/Content: Making out, making out in the engine room
Notes: for fandomgiftbox

Summary: Ain't nothing Kaylee likes better than someone pretty in the engine room.

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( It was a few weeks after Simon left before River came down to the engine room. )

Title: I See Candygrams up in the Ceiling Tiles
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Rating: PG
Words: 1300
Characters/Pairings: Farah Black/Amanda Brotzman
Warnings/Content: Cuddling and snuggling, making out
Notes: Written for aphrodite_mine in femslashex 2017

Summary: Farah is the first person Amanda has met who doesn't freak out about her weirdness.

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( They're sitting in Todd's ruined living room while the guys are out doing something )

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Words: 52k
Characters/Pairings: Root/Sameen Shaw, Harold Finch/John Reese, Harold Finch/Grace Hendricks, John Reese/Mark Snow, Michael Cole, Robert Hersh, Joss Carter, Kara Stanton, The Machine, Bear
Warnings/Content: Sentinel/Guide AU, mind-bonding, show level violence, show level torture, emotional hurt/comfort, canon character death (Michael Cole). Some Mark/John dubcon in chapters 4 and 5. Follows some events from Ep 1.10 Number Crunch, Ep 1.23 Firewall and 2.16 Relevance.
Notes: Written for wipbigbang 2017.

Thank you to my amazing betas: lilacsigil and musyc. You guys were awesome and got me from "I want to write POI Sentinel/Guide fic with soft face touching" to actually getting it posted.

Title is from the Elton John song. ("Subway's no way for a good man to go down.")

Summary: In 2001, Harold advised on a project called Cascade, not knowing he was a Guide himself. Years later, he and John, a Sentinel on the run from Cascade, must help Shaw, who has just lost her own Guide when the Project turned on her. Complicating matters is Root, searching for Harold's Machine and interfering with their rescue of Shaw.

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Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Epilogue

Title: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, Chapter Ten
Rating Teen
Notes: References to S1 ep23: Firewall

( Standing beside Alicia Corwin’s body, John experienced one single moment of whiteout panic before focus came back to him )