Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

I haven't posted fic here for about 6 months. I'm supposed to be using Dreamwidth as my fic archive back up for if AO3 ever goes down. That's not good archiving behaviour.

Also, hi! I am fine and lilacsigil is fine! We're almost to the end of all the current medical shenanigans. It's very tiring.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall my fics:


Multifandom Drabblefest July 2019
La Fille Mal Gardée
also at the Archive
(The Exorcist, Rated General, Kat/Verity)

Unguarded Moment
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated General, Harold/John)

Rando things
All the Better to Eat You With
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Root/Shaw)

Shipoween
Five Things They Don't Tell You When You're Dating a Werewolf
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Lionel/John)

Transfer of Tenancy
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, John/Harold)

Spicy Advent
Half Past Nude
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Root/Shaw)

Yuletide
The Witch and the Water
also at the Archive
(A Discovery of Witches, Rated General, Sophie and Diana)

Past Imperfect, Future Unknown
Blueshift
also at the Archive
(Star Trek: Discovery/Doctor Who, Rated Teen, Thirteenth Doctor & prime!Philippa Georgiou)

The Man in the (Summer Weight) Suit
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Harold/John)

Chocolate Box
Know Your Rights (All Three of Them)
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, Carl Elias and Anthony Marconi and Bruce Moran)

Best Suited
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Zoe/John)

Hunting Strategy
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Control/Schiffman)

Stepping Out
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, Harold/Grace/John)

For a Minute There, I Lost Myself
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, John Reese/Lionel Fusco)

Days Like This
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, John Reese/Lionel Fusco)

Title: For a Minute There, I Lost Myself
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Words: 1729
Characters/Pairings: John Reese/Lionel Fusco
Warnings/Content: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Whump, Fever Dreams, Nightmares, Talking To Dead People, John Lives, Simmons Doesn't Though, Shaw is a Lousy Doctor, Bear Has the Best Bedside Manner, Happy Ending
Notes: Written for vegetarianvampireduck in Chocolate Box 2020. Title is from Karma Police by Radiohead.

Summary: After the cyber apocalypse, Fusco wakes up in a hospital bed and knows John didn't make it.

Also at the Archive

( Fusco and John don't have much time to figure out what they are to each other )

Title: Hunting Strategy
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1059
Characters/Pairings: Control/Schiffman
Warnings/Content: Loyalty, Boss/Employee Relationship, Motel Sex, Cunnilingus
Notes: Written for enemyofperfect for Chocolate Box 2020
This gifset by asleepinawell is highly relevant: control and schiffmann were the greatest untold love story of person of interest

Summary: Schiffman doesn't want to be the alpha wolf.

Also at the Archive

( The current op is dragging )

Title: Know Your Rights (All Three of Them)
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Mature
Words: 1646
Characters/Pairings: Carl Elias, Anthony Marconi, Bruce Moran
Warnings/Content: Group home, mention of past sexual abuse, mention of past violence, implied risk of current sexual abuse, violence.
Notes: Written for vegetetarianvampireduck for Chocolate Box 2020
Content warnings at the Archive
Title from The Clash

Summary: Carl's not afraid to kill someone. It's what comes after that needs to be considered

Also at the Archive

( The dormitory is rarely quiet )

Title: Blueshift
Fandom: Doctor Who/Star Trek: Discovery
Rating: Teen
Words: 3306
Characters/Pairings: Thirteenth Doctor, prime!Philippa Georgiou, Michael Burnham
Warnings/Content: Crossover, Time travel to save a friend or loved one, Multiple Travelers - Character Realizes They're Not the Only Time Traveler Present, TARDIS Architecture, Klingon Weaponary, Conversations about Time Travel
Notes: Written for kira_katrine in Past Imperfect Future Unknown 2019

Summary: On the point of death, Philippa is gathered up by a red angel, then rescued by a woman in a blue box.

Also at the Archive

( There was so much to keep track of in a fight )

Title: Half Past Nude
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1556
Characters/Pairings: Root/Shaw
Warnings/Content: Rough Kissing, Oral Sex, Alcohol, Lingerie, Nail Polish
Notes: Written for Spicy Advent 2019. Title is from the OPI shade.

Summary: Root has a fresh manicure and new lingerie. All she needs now is Shaw.

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( It has been a day – a day and then some )

Title: Five Things They Don't Tell You When You're Dating a Werewolf
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Words: 1955
Characters/Pairings: John Reese/Lionel Fusco
Notes: Written for livenudebigfoot for shipoween 2019
This fic was inspired/informed by a tumblr post by sholio reminding us how large wolves are:
While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property.

Summary: There's a few things Lionel wishes he knew at the start of all this, but he thinks they're doing okay.

Also at the Archive

( Wolves are big. Werewolves are massive. )

Title: Unguarded Moment
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: General
Words: 100
Characters/Pairings: Harold/John
Notes: Written for smallhobbit for the July round of Multifandomdrabblefest

Summary: Harold knows when John is not sleeping easily.

Also at the Archive

( John usually falls asleep first )

Title: Buying the Time on My Knees (Complete)
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 4.5K (this chapter) 87.5K overall.
Characters/Pairings: Jessica/John, Jessica/John/Nathan, John/Nathan, John/Harold, John/Kara, Harold/Grace, Rick Dillinger, Mark Snow, Grace Hendricks, Lawrence Szilard, Daniel Aquino
Warnings/Content: Pegging, D/s dynamics, Dubious Consent, Domestic Violence, Infidelity, Light Bondage, Threesome - M/M/F, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe: Jessica lives, Alternate Universe: Nathan lives
Notes: This fic is complete at 80K and will be updated weekly. All the ships mentioned do happen, but some of them not for a long while. (Harold/John doesn't happen for a long while, for example, but it gets there.)

Dubcon warning is for the Kara/John relationship, which gets dicey from time to time.

Thank you to lilacsigil and talkingtothesky, who both helped me get this behemoth finished.

Title is from Iron and Wine's song, House by the Sea

Master post with chapter links

Chapter Summary:
Surrounded by old friends, John learns a new way of working.

Overall Summary:
After he joins the CIA, John stays in touch with Jessica as best he can without endangering her marriage or alerting the agency. He doesn't realise that these breaks from his professional life are as much a respite for Jess as they are for him.

Meanwhile, Jessica's number keeps coming up and Nathan has a plan to keep her safe.

Also at the Archive

( New York in February was as unpleasant a change from a tropical island as John could imagine )

Title: Buying the Time on My Knees, Chapter 15
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 6K (this chapter) 80K overall.
Characters/Pairings: Jessica/John, Jessica/John/Nathan, John/Nathan, John/Harold, John/Kara, Harold/Grace, Rick Dillinger, Mark Snow, Grace Hendricks, Lawrence Szilard, Daniel Aquino
Warnings/Content: Pegging, D/s dynamics, Dubious Consent, Domestic Violence, Infidelity, Light Bondage, Threesome - M/M/F, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe: Jessica lives, Alternate Universe: Nathan lives
Notes: This fic is complete at 80K and will be updated weekly. All the ships mentioned do happen, but some of them not for a long while. (Harold/John doesn't happen for a long while, for example, but it gets there.)

Dubcon warning is for the Kara/John relationship, which gets dicey from time to time.

Thank you to lilacsigil and talkingtothesky, who both helped me get this behemoth finished.

Title is from Iron and Wine's song, House by the Sea

Master post with chapter links

Chapter Summary:

Overall Summary:
After he joins the CIA, John stays in touch with Jessica as best he can without endangering her marriage or alerting the agency. He doesn't realise that these breaks from his professional life are as much a respite for Jess as they are for him.

Meanwhile, Jessica's number keeps coming up and Nathan has a plan to keep her safe.

Also at the Archive

( John scrambled to his feet, slipped in his own blood, and fell to the floor of the changing room )