Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

Oh, of course. The title of the story comes from a song lyric. Like Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered, which is itself the title of a song by Rodgers and Hart (and all of the chapters have titles which are also the titles of Rodgers and Hart songs). Maybe I'll do the meme for that fic. Post all ten songs, behind a cut, of course.