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tartanshell
Title: First Impressions
Words: 100
Prompt: Matthew Murdock, non-dairy creamer
Fandom: Daredevil comicsverse, before issue #81
The beast was terrifying, as big as a taxi. It steamed and gurgled like a radiator, and smelled like rotting vegetables. The nun pushed Matt a few unwilling steps forward, pressing his hand against something fleshy and filled with liquid, the temperature of blood.
"This is a cow, Matthew," said the nun. "This is where we get milk."
Matt tore the lid off the non-dairy creamer, and poured half into his coffee, half into Foggy's. Foggy snorted.
"Explain to me why you use that stuff. I bet it's never even been near a cow."
Matt smiled, and stirred his coffee.
Forlilacsigil
Title: Eatin' Round the World
Words: 100
Prompt: Something with an Echidna in it
Fandom: X-Men comicsverse, Wolverine & Jubilee
"So, did you ever eat a bat?" Jubilee twirled the wrench, then slapped it into Logan's hand.
"Yep." Logan tinkered with a valve.
"How come?"
"Tree fell on my leg. Bat lived in the tree. Got a socket wrench?"
Jubes handed it over. "Ew. What about whale?"
"Yep." Logan threw a burnt-out spark plug into her lap.
"How come?" She hung the plug from her earring.
"Because I eat what's put in front of me."
"Did you ever eat one of those Australian porcupines?"
"Echidna? Nope."
"How come?"
"Spines stick in my teeth." Logan grinned widely, and gunned the engine.
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tartanshell Title: First Impressions
Words: 100
Prompt: Matthew Murdock, non-dairy creamer
Fandom: Daredevil comicsverse, before issue #81
The beast was terrifying, as big as a taxi. It steamed and gurgled like a radiator, and smelled like rotting vegetables. The nun pushed Matt a few unwilling steps forward, pressing his hand against something fleshy and filled with liquid, the temperature of blood.
"This is a cow, Matthew," said the nun. "This is where we get milk."
Matt tore the lid off the non-dairy creamer, and poured half into his coffee, half into Foggy's. Foggy snorted.
"Explain to me why you use that stuff. I bet it's never even been near a cow."
Matt smiled, and stirred his coffee.
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lilacsigilTitle: Eatin' Round the World
Words: 100
Prompt: Something with an Echidna in it
Fandom: X-Men comicsverse, Wolverine & Jubilee
"So, did you ever eat a bat?" Jubilee twirled the wrench, then slapped it into Logan's hand.
"Yep." Logan tinkered with a valve.
"How come?"
"Tree fell on my leg. Bat lived in the tree. Got a socket wrench?"
Jubes handed it over. "Ew. What about whale?"
"Yep." Logan threw a burnt-out spark plug into her lap.
"How come?" She hung the plug from her earring.
"Because I eat what's put in front of me."
"Did you ever eat one of those Australian porcupines?"
"Echidna? Nope."
"How come?"
"Spines stick in my teeth." Logan grinned widely, and gunned the engine.
I'm taking requests for drabbles here.
