That's Melbourne City
Feb. 16th, 2007 11:06 pmTo the creators of the "That's Melbourne City" commercials,
I refer to the following advertisement, representing the city of my birth:
While I'd like to congratulate you on a fair representation of man/giant love, please amend the following misconceptions about Melbourne:
- that, of all our attractions, the most exciting is a music shop in an alley
- that we encourage violent aerial assault on women
- that Melbourne is completely beige
Congratulations on making us all look like serial killers! I look forward to a tourism boom.
Much obliged,
Me.
I refer to the following advertisement, representing the city of my birth:
While I'd like to congratulate you on a fair representation of man/giant love, please amend the following misconceptions about Melbourne:
- that, of all our attractions, the most exciting is a music shop in an alley
- that we encourage violent aerial assault on women
- that Melbourne is completely beige
Congratulations on making us all look like serial killers! I look forward to a tourism boom.
Much obliged,
Me.