Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

See my lol-drama Chase icon? I'm having lol-drama, of a sort. My posting day for au_bigbang ddderis June 3rd, and the beta-reader who usually helps Ameri-pick when I write American fandoms has had to drop out.

Would anyone be willing or able to do a quick read-through of my big bang and help with my Australian/American disconnect? It's a House/X-Men crossover, it's Chase-centric gen with some slashy Chase/Jason Stryker overtones. It's 25K. You'd be the third of three beta-readers, so hopefully it's in pretty good shape with regard to grammar and plot.

I'm pretty much ready to bribe, at this point. With Tim-Tams.

Please?

I wrote words and stuff! *faints*

Anybody up for a beta of my lgbtfest fic? It's Harry Potter, rated PG, and 3,600 words. I have to have it posted on the 20th.

This is the prompt: Harry Potter: Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff. How do they handle having a relationship in such a restrictive time, and what happens when Godric and Salazar find out?