Looking for an Ameri-pick...

I'm using Semagic to post to my three journals now - I feel... clever. (Perhaps a little too clever.)

I've survived my horror run at work, though I think that and Boldthrough broke my brain. I've been very, very quiet, typing a lot of comments up, then deleting them because they sounded stupid.

Also, I took a pinch hit at the start of my horror run at work, which was phenomenally stupid, but I've written it now. Would anyone be interested in an Ameripick of a Dr Who/House MD crossover? It's gen, about 3,300 words, and I've had it beta-read (not that I'd say no to anything else that you picked up), but I don't feel confident about my Ameri-speak.

Let me know, and I can mail it on. *slinks away to the quiet corner*