This post brought to you by Mulder's shoulders.

*creeps out from hole*

I have lots of new people from various friending memes, and I wanted to make a post to say hello.

Hello, new people! I'm not normally this quiet.

I've been quiet as a mouse for the couple of weeks, trying to get my Twin Peaks/X-Files casestory bigbang finished.

It's still not finished.

Obligatory freakout: OMG IT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED AND WHO IS GOING TO READ IT ANYWAY AND ALL MY IDEAS SUCK CAMEL BALLS AND WHO EVEN THINKS THIS WAY ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND I AM A BIG HEAP OF FAIL AND NOW THERE ARE ARTISTS INVOLVED SOME OF WHOM I KNOW WELL AND I AM GOING TO LET EVERYONE DOWN

It's only 22K. Dude. I wrote so much more last November. I wrote 22K in, like, a fortnight. I was a writing GOD during NaNo. Where is my god now?

I think I will never emerge from writing this thing.

(I think this happened last time I wrote a bigbang.)

Writing should be easy. Rainbows should come out of my fingertips as they dance across the keyboard, and they should be tasty candy rainbows and not the kind that give you a chemical headache like Skittles.

Ugh.

*goes back in hole*