Australia's Next Top Mole
Mar. 27th, 2007 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
st_aurafinaAustralia's Next Top Model is a clone of the American show - and I am not ashamed to say I watch this show and I love it. It's the only show where I can hear bogans slagging off at each other in broad 'Strine accents. It's completely pointless, brain-dead entertainment.
An essential check-list:
Make-up lord, Napoleon Perdis, still tangerine-orange - check!
Alex Perry still a short and mean little guy kvetching about the height of the models - check!
Completely pointless judgments that are contradicted by the same person five seconds later - check!
Most unique looking girl the first to be eliminated - check!
Best insult of the night: "You're a f***ing ugly derro mole!"
Jodhi Meares is shaping up to be an excellent host - she throws the truth at those girls, hard and cold. "You look like you should be at Byron, playing the bongos." Hee!
Next week: the downstairs makeover! Sweet!
An essential check-list:
Make-up lord, Napoleon Perdis, still tangerine-orange - check!
Alex Perry still a short and mean little guy kvetching about the height of the models - check!
Completely pointless judgments that are contradicted by the same person five seconds later - check!
Most unique looking girl the first to be eliminated - check!
Best insult of the night: "You're a f***ing ugly derro mole!"
Jodhi Meares is shaping up to be an excellent host - she throws the truth at those girls, hard and cold. "You look like you should be at Byron, playing the bongos." Hee!
Next week: the downstairs makeover! Sweet!