Terrified out of my gourd
Jul. 2nd, 2007 10:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
st_aurafinaWe're leaving in about an hour, so I can go and make kissy face with a giant drill. *quakes* Somewhere in Geelong, there's a adamantium titanium bolt with my name on it. It must be etched very small though, especially as I have a long surname. OR MAYBE IT IS A GIANT BOLT BIGGER THAN MY OWN HEAD! Curse my father and his complicated name that took me till second grade to spell.
I'm quite worried about it now, even though it won't be that bad. I can't convince myself that the pain will be worse than having my wisdom teeth out, so my brain is cunningly cooking up other potentially fatal scenarios: they might drop the bolt down my throat and I will asphyxiate. I might unexpectedly be allergic to the sedatives, and go into anaphylactic shock. THE DRUGS MIGHT NOT WORK AND I WILL BE AWAKE!!! These are stupid fears. OR ARE THEY?
Maybe when I'm drugged, I'll have mystical access to information about Deathly Hallows? I've primed![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lilacsigil to ask me pertinent questions. I hope they use ketamine. That's supposed to be AWESOME, I mean, look what it did for House that one time. I'll probably be able to see through time and space.
The pumpkin is no more - it was transformed into a bowl of roasted vegetables and a pot of pumpkin risotto. I have that to look forward to, at any rate.
/melodramatic
I'm quite worried about it now, even though it won't be that bad. I can't convince myself that the pain will be worse than having my wisdom teeth out, so my brain is cunningly cooking up other potentially fatal scenarios: they might drop the bolt down my throat and I will asphyxiate. I might unexpectedly be allergic to the sedatives, and go into anaphylactic shock. THE DRUGS MIGHT NOT WORK AND I WILL BE AWAKE!!! These are stupid fears. OR ARE THEY?
Maybe when I'm drugged, I'll have mystical access to information about Deathly Hallows? I've primed
lilacsigil to ask me pertinent questions. I hope they use ketamine. That's supposed to be AWESOME, I mean, look what it did for House that one time. I'll probably be able to see through time and space. The pumpkin is no more - it was transformed into a bowl of roasted vegetables and a pot of pumpkin risotto. I have that to look forward to, at any rate.
/melodramatic