I'm not even supposed to be here today

[st_aurafina]

I would much rather be at home, finishing my yuletide, than here at work where I can have this exact conversation with a customer:

Me: Take this one before food.
Clueless: Before food?
Me: That's right - before food.
Clueless: So that would be after food?
Me: *stares in confusion and fear*

Meme, last seen at fernwithy

A. Pick 5 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.

1. "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
(Raiders of the Lost Ark - likeadeuce)
2. "Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything." (The Princess Bride - quenbolyn)
3. "The speech is excellent - 'Oh, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you!' - Excellent and a good length. But then he disappears for the length of a bible." (Shakespeare in Love - likeadeuce)
4. "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me." (Batman - likeadeuce)
5. "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave." (Labyrinth - quenbolyn)

Five bonus Aussie movies:
1. "Let her finish her Orgasm!" (Muriel's Wedding - andrastewhite)
2. "I know that Miranda is a Botticelli angel."
3. "That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock." (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - quenbolyn)
4. "I have to help Wayne with his bogo pogo." (Strictly Ballroom - quenbolyn)
5. "Right now, I've got two men, two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dyin' time's here!"