Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

I haven't posted fic here for about 6 months. I'm supposed to be using Dreamwidth as my fic archive back up for if AO3 ever goes down. That's not good archiving behaviour.

Also, hi! I am fine and lilacsigil is fine! We're almost to the end of all the current medical shenanigans. It's very tiring.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall my fics:


Multifandom Drabblefest July 2019
La Fille Mal Gardée
also at the Archive
(The Exorcist, Rated General, Kat/Verity)

Unguarded Moment
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated General, Harold/John)

Rando things
All the Better to Eat You With
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Root/Shaw)

Shipoween
Five Things They Don't Tell You When You're Dating a Werewolf
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Lionel/John)

Transfer of Tenancy
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, John/Harold)

Spicy Advent
Half Past Nude
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Root/Shaw)

Yuletide
The Witch and the Water
also at the Archive
(A Discovery of Witches, Rated General, Sophie and Diana)

Past Imperfect, Future Unknown
Blueshift
also at the Archive
(Star Trek: Discovery/Doctor Who, Rated Teen, Thirteenth Doctor & prime!Philippa Georgiou)

The Man in the (Summer Weight) Suit
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Harold/John)

Chocolate Box
Know Your Rights (All Three of Them)
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, Carl Elias and Anthony Marconi and Bruce Moran)

Best Suited
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, Zoe/John)

Hunting Strategy
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Explicit, Control/Schiffman)

Stepping Out
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Mature, Harold/Grace/John)

For a Minute There, I Lost Myself
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, John Reese/Lionel Fusco)

Days Like This
also at the Archive
(Person of Interest, Rated Teen, John Reese/Lionel Fusco)

Title: For a Minute There, I Lost Myself
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Words: 1729
Characters/Pairings: John Reese/Lionel Fusco
Warnings/Content: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Whump, Fever Dreams, Nightmares, Talking To Dead People, John Lives, Simmons Doesn't Though, Shaw is a Lousy Doctor, Bear Has the Best Bedside Manner, Happy Ending
Notes: Written for vegetarianvampireduck in Chocolate Box 2020. Title is from Karma Police by Radiohead.

Summary: After the cyber apocalypse, Fusco wakes up in a hospital bed and knows John didn't make it.

Also at the Archive

( Fusco and John don't have much time to figure out what they are to each other )

Title: Hunting Strategy
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1059
Characters/Pairings: Control/Schiffman
Warnings/Content: Loyalty, Boss/Employee Relationship, Motel Sex, Cunnilingus
Notes: Written for enemyofperfect for Chocolate Box 2020
This gifset by asleepinawell is highly relevant: control and schiffmann were the greatest untold love story of person of interest

Summary: Schiffman doesn't want to be the alpha wolf.

Also at the Archive

( The current op is dragging )

Title: Know Your Rights (All Three of Them)
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Mature
Words: 1646
Characters/Pairings: Carl Elias, Anthony Marconi, Bruce Moran
Warnings/Content: Group home, mention of past sexual abuse, mention of past violence, implied risk of current sexual abuse, violence.
Notes: Written for vegetetarianvampireduck for Chocolate Box 2020
Content warnings at the Archive
Title from The Clash

Summary: Carl's not afraid to kill someone. It's what comes after that needs to be considered

Also at the Archive

( The dormitory is rarely quiet )

Title: Blueshift
Fandom: Doctor Who/Star Trek: Discovery
Rating: Teen
Words: 3306
Characters/Pairings: Thirteenth Doctor, prime!Philippa Georgiou, Michael Burnham
Warnings/Content: Crossover, Time travel to save a friend or loved one, Multiple Travelers - Character Realizes They're Not the Only Time Traveler Present, TARDIS Architecture, Klingon Weaponary, Conversations about Time Travel
Notes: Written for kira_katrine in Past Imperfect Future Unknown 2019

Summary: On the point of death, Philippa is gathered up by a red angel, then rescued by a woman in a blue box.

Also at the Archive

( There was so much to keep track of in a fight )