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These have all been posted to the archive, but I like to keep fic posted here as well. Like a backup, I guess. There's some for fandomgiftbox, and my femslashex fic.

For femslashex:
Title: I See Candygrams up in the Ceiling Tiles
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
Rating: PG
1300 words, Amanda/Farah
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For fandomgiftbox
Title: Fool Me Twice
Fandom: Person of Interest
Rating: Teen
Root/Shaw, 636 words
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Title: Blue Plate Special
Fandom: Hannibal
Rating: Teen
700 words, gen, coffee shop AU, implied cannibalism
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Title: We Travelled Miles Today
Fandom: Wonder Woman
Rating: G
1200 words, gen,
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Title: Shotgun Wedding
Fandom: Riverdale
Rating: PG
Alice Cooper/FP, teen pregnancy, canon divergence AU
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Title: Burning Up the Quarter Mile
Fandom: Riverdale
Rating: Mature
Alice Cooper/FP, prequel, sex on a car, infidelity
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Title: In Orbit
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: Teen
333 words, Kaylee/River, making out, making out in the engine room
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Title: My Immortal Sanctuary Moon
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
Rating: General
1117 words, gen, Murderbot writes fanfic
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Title: In Orbit
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: Teen
Words: 333
Characters/Pairings: Kaylee Frye/River Tam
Warnings/Content: Making out, making out in the engine room
Notes: for fandomgiftbox

Summary: Ain't nothing Kaylee likes better than someone pretty in the engine room.

Also at the Archive

( It was a few weeks after Simon left before River came down to the engine room. )

Title: Shotgun Wedding
Fandom: Riverdale
Rating: PG
Words: 681
Characters/Pairings: Alice Cooper/FP Jones Jnr
Warnings/Content: Teen pregnancy, childbirth, AU - Canon divergence
Notes: for fandomsgiftbox 2017

Summary: They've always been a trainwreck.

Also at the Archive

( Alice gets pregnant at the end of her senior year )

Title: Blue Plate Special
Fandom: Hannibal
Rating: Teen
Words: 697
Characters/Pairings: Hannibal, Will
Warnings/Content: Implied cannibalism, coffee shop AU
Notes: For fandomgiftbox 2017

Summary: Will was hesitant to try the newest café in town, but circumstances were not on his side.

Also at the Archive

( Will hated upsetting his routine )

Title: Housewarming
Fandom: Dance Academy
Rating: G
Words: 1300
Characters/Pairings: Abigail Armstrong & Tara Webster
Warnings/Content: None
Notes: Set post-series. For fandomgiftbox 2016.

Summary: Abigail is new to domestic living

Also at the Archive

( It all started when Abigail set the oven on fire. )