I feel old like an old thing
Jan. 30th, 2012 10:11 pmOur personal trainers were all "Yay! It's all cardio day!" And while at the time I was super buzzed with endorphins, and super amazed at all the wonderful things I could do on my knee (I walked some reasonable distances! I stepped up, if not down!) I'm rather regretting everything now.
Then there was physio.
( Trigger warning for a brief discussion of fat acceptance versus healthcare )
Anyway. Closing some tabs.
Deep Space Nine fanart by![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
softestbullet: 1940's Kira Nerys. This is fantastic! Kira is so fierce, I might die of it. *hearts*
From this post on ONTD: If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight:
Twilight, by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.
See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.
Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.
This is James. He's a tracker.
He's a sort of vamp attacker.
James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.
But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bella's cut.
She won't be a vampire.
But...
She becomes one. Read some more.
She's a vampire in book 4.
(I love this most of all for the fact that it rhymes "girls" and "squirrels". Lol your funny accents, USians!)
Oh, man, I have to post a pic of this stupid sticker, off a packet of screen cleaner wipes:
[Image: Round sticker showing a finger approaching a small puckered aperture. It's a warning sticker, with a red circle and slash.]
It took me five seconds to actually do what this sticker warned me not to do. Five seconds. While I was laughing at the sticker. I couldn't get the plastic opening off my finger. I had to scream out for help, because it was cutting off the circulation to my finger.lilacsigil had to bend the prongs back so I could... pull my finger out. It was a headdesk moment of monumental proportions.
Then there was physio.
( Trigger warning for a brief discussion of fat acceptance versus healthcare )
Anyway. Closing some tabs.
Deep Space Nine fanart by
softestbullet: 1940's Kira Nerys. This is fantastic! Kira is so fierce, I might die of it. *hearts* From this post on ONTD: If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight:
Twilight, by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.
See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.
Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.
This is James. He's a tracker.
He's a sort of vamp attacker.
James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.
But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bella's cut.
She won't be a vampire.
But...
She becomes one. Read some more.
She's a vampire in book 4.
(I love this most of all for the fact that it rhymes "girls" and "squirrels". Lol your funny accents, USians!)
Oh, man, I have to post a pic of this stupid sticker, off a packet of screen cleaner wipes:
[Image: Round sticker showing a finger approaching a small puckered aperture. It's a warning sticker, with a red circle and slash.]
It took me five seconds to actually do what this sticker warned me not to do. Five seconds. While I was laughing at the sticker. I couldn't get the plastic opening off my finger. I had to scream out for help, because it was cutting off the circulation to my finger.
lilacsigil had to bend the prongs back so I could... pull my finger out. It was a headdesk moment of monumental proportions.
